Merit Badges Have Arrived

Sufferer: In recognition of your undying support of your favorite band... You have been awarded the "Nickelback Fan Club Badge"

Vanwolf: The "Just Call me Brett Favre Merit Badge". Who cares how many accounts you have closed forever?Never give up Vanwolf because you are a legend. We eagerly await your return from retirement.

ABH20: I cant say I remember hearing a single word out of you for the entire duration of the town but your last words are inspiring and true. The "I'm Surrounded by Idiots Merit Badge."

FASI: The "Billy Mays Merit Badge" Keep up the getting it done-ness and screw the rules you can use caps lock anytime you damn well please!

There may be more awards to come but these are some of the acknowledgments we thought were the most obvious and all we have done so far because we are in the midst of a tremendously competitive NES "Tiger Heli" tournament.

Wonderfuldildostatuecastleville Update Two

It's now that time of year where the bank is filled to the brim with anti-depressant demand letters. Well just happens that sort of stuff really doesn't exist in Die2nite. So really the game is just saying "deal with it". Result? We have people dropping dead faster than rocket launched turds. And yes, no one cares about the mascot Toast!

Hope had almost been abandoned here at the Mud Wrestling Motel of Slaves. You couldn't walk a meter before a crazy rambling drunk citizen grabbed you by the collar and started yelling "Where the hell is our blueprint?!". Soon the morale raising thread "What the hell do we do now..." appropriately found its way onto our rather shambled forums. 

Special mention however has to go to our boy Baker of Cl*rks, never to be seen not rambling about meat lockering the fabled "mum47" or hanging "mum47" or at least doing something to "mum47". In fact, in a flash our alcohol and drugs had disappeared and the gallows miraculously built! Yes, this man really takes matters into his own hands! 

So after taking down notes, suspecting each other of treason, drawing up map outlines, cross referencing  information, running around frothing at the mouth mumbling "blooooprint" and being rather jealous of P-Tits locked love shack, complete with charged dildo and doormat for wiping your privates: 

Imirk casually walks in, hits that shit on the table and announces "Bitchez, it's all good, I got yo junk"

And still we need to hear reports of where this superhero actually found the damn thing?! Although yes, most likely he materialized it from pure sand with his god-like fists of fury.

Celebrations lasted around 10 minutes. Surprisingly no one got drunk, no one announced a naked fun-run and we were back to frothing at the mouth, now mumbling "human flesh"... 

Yes, in conclusion we still look like this sucker right here 

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"I'm down like shit on shoes baby!"

News on the street is there is another trippy scout rampage being planned by our now dead and limbo-ing Meat Locker loggers. Could this be the glorious future?! All we know is... George is sure down. 

Wonderfuldildostatuecastleville Update One

We here at the log bay, meat locker incident have sent our scouts deep - they went protected and have returned an updated report on Wonderfuldildostatuecastleville!

Most importantly, using their pre-war cameras they took this holiday snap of the two prime offenders in the latest weekend a Bernies stunt.

Since it just got serious now, we'll start with the update:

While almost successful, some citizens decided it wasn't the best idea to die and join in on the fun. 6 hours into town, we have uncovered all but 12 teeny tiny little squares on our teeny tiny little non-distant region. Plissken is right on top of Luby (seems nothing changes) and our 20th scout - the famous (WHO?!) brother of Miss Tits - Rckent!

Our newest recurit Tizuki has made himself right at home, starting a tribute thread to those who couldn't be bothered with the whole dying thing. We all took a moment as instructed before kean4311 decided to show us his manscaping. The entire town now rejoyces in the fact that penises have been mentioned.

Nyx was at it again within minutes asking dumb scouting questions involving pigs and arrows. Team meatlocker HQ wasn't sure but gave her polite smiles none-the-less. imirk needs to man up and post in all caps and abuse the spoiler tag in the world forums  

Geen was very confused by the burkas and saying crazy shit about ATM machines - mistaking the invading heroes for some pack of strange, weird sex cult. Might not have missed the mark so much there.... and on a final note - "Don't put items in the Bank it attracts zombies, leave them outside." - best advice so far.