Wonderfuldildostatuecastleville Update Two

It's now that time of year where the bank is filled to the brim with anti-depressant demand letters. Well just happens that sort of stuff really doesn't exist in Die2nite. So really the game is just saying "deal with it". Result? We have people dropping dead faster than rocket launched turds. And yes, no one cares about the mascot Toast!

Hope had almost been abandoned here at the Mud Wrestling Motel of Slaves. You couldn't walk a meter before a crazy rambling drunk citizen grabbed you by the collar and started yelling "Where the hell is our blueprint?!". Soon the morale raising thread "What the hell do we do now..." appropriately found its way onto our rather shambled forums. 

Special mention however has to go to our boy Baker of Cl*rks, never to be seen not rambling about meat lockering the fabled "mum47" or hanging "mum47" or at least doing something to "mum47". In fact, in a flash our alcohol and drugs had disappeared and the gallows miraculously built! Yes, this man really takes matters into his own hands! 

So after taking down notes, suspecting each other of treason, drawing up map outlines, cross referencing  information, running around frothing at the mouth mumbling "blooooprint" and being rather jealous of P-Tits locked love shack, complete with charged dildo and doormat for wiping your privates: 

Imirk casually walks in, hits that shit on the table and announces "Bitchez, it's all good, I got yo junk"

And still we need to hear reports of where this superhero actually found the damn thing?! Although yes, most likely he materialized it from pure sand with his god-like fists of fury.

Celebrations lasted around 10 minutes. Surprisingly no one got drunk, no one announced a naked fun-run and we were back to frothing at the mouth, now mumbling "human flesh"... 

Yes, in conclusion we still look like this sucker right here 

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"I'm down like shit on shoes baby!"

News on the street is there is another trippy scout rampage being planned by our now dead and limbo-ing Meat Locker loggers. Could this be the glorious future?! All we know is... George is sure down. 

Wonderfuldildostatuecastleville Update One

We here at the log bay, meat locker incident have sent our scouts deep - they went protected and have returned an updated report on Wonderfuldildostatuecastleville!

Most importantly, using their pre-war cameras they took this holiday snap of the two prime offenders in the latest weekend a Bernies stunt.

Since it just got serious now, we'll start with the update:

While almost successful, some citizens decided it wasn't the best idea to die and join in on the fun. 6 hours into town, we have uncovered all but 12 teeny tiny little squares on our teeny tiny little non-distant region. Plissken is right on top of Luby (seems nothing changes) and our 20th scout - the famous (WHO?!) brother of Miss Tits - Rckent!

Our newest recurit Tizuki has made himself right at home, starting a tribute thread to those who couldn't be bothered with the whole dying thing. We all took a moment as instructed before kean4311 decided to show us his manscaping. The entire town now rejoyces in the fact that penises have been mentioned.

Nyx was at it again within minutes asking dumb scouting questions involving pigs and arrows. Team meatlocker HQ wasn't sure but gave her polite smiles none-the-less. imirk needs to man up and post in all caps and abuse the spoiler tag in the world forums  

Geen was very confused by the burkas and saying crazy shit about ATM machines - mistaking the invading heroes for some pack of strange, weird sex cult. Might not have missed the mark so much there.... and on a final note - "Don't put items in the Bank it attracts zombies, leave them outside." - best advice so far.

SCOUTS WANTED... SHIT SMEARING WALLS

Lion King 3D

So I'm sure everyone knows that Lion King is being re-released in 3D and boy is it a hot topic. I'd like to take this opportunity to take a look at the Lion King 3D as it relates to Die2Nite, George Clooney, and monkeys smearing shit all over the walls.

Scout city, Wonderfuldildostatuecastleville, will be starting today after the attack so here is a list of those who have showed interest. I will order the list in a way that has meaning to us but not tell anyone what the order represents so as to be sneaky and continue further shenanigans. So judge yourself accordingly and never forget George Clooney. 

Shepherd (this douchebag is still alive)

Keith

Longlost

Pan

Mdonadel

Melchevik

Pannerz

Ryscar

VanJones

Pan

Fireface

Jd1234

Deblyn

Dkarba

R3d

Kean4311

Rckent

Pan

Pumkin-tits

Luby

NyzOwl

Pan

Pan Number 2

Simius

PrivateButtkiss

Tamle

RegisPhilbin

Werewolfhunter

Lerajie

123udontknowme

chompre

Plissken

angie424

Titzuki
Pan

Adoncia
ChicagoNick
Isamu
Angron
HarryPot
Imirk

Pan

Spec Ops base of operations during a scout rampage mission: 

http://webchat.quakenet.org/?channels=scouts

Caring for the future:

A hot topic right now on the world forums, even so much that its been stickied! By who!? I don't know! Do you? Does Anyone? Is it at all relevant? Is Wrought Iron really the choice of perverts?! Question?

Please take a moment to consider the meat lockers words for starting a season 3 town!

You have a voice! Please make sure you post constantly on the world forums! Ignore your town forums, those guys are just a bunch of chumps working towards a common goal. Even if a thread is directed at you, just ignore it, couldn't be important anyways.

Scavenge! and get stuck at the water processing plant. Make sure you use all your ap, food, water, booze and drugs to try to fight your way out before camping and claiming the building as "yours"

Take total advantage of the external applications! Just add random items here and there, set a trap for other citizens, lure them in with the promise of wrought iron beyond your wildest dreams then leave them hanging when they get surrounded by a pack of maniac hookers.

Take! Manbags, 7 ap food, booze drugs, take the lot and keep them on your person hours before the next attack! no one else would want to use that crap.

put! soem ap itno the energy but make sure we only need to put 1-3 ap to fully complte it. I mean a little investment is ok and all and i put all my ap inot the food so I'm glad i diden;t make a noob mistake. But we should focus soon on the water.

Confirmed not all zeds are lazy

Being the story teller he is, Dkarba has opened a can of worms with the debate over lazy zombies.

in one hand we have Mr Fasi saying put them back to work those lazy ingrates, on the other hand we have Absydian saying they aren't all lazy and all attack - which will fill up faster do you think?

HUH?! That was a question asshole. Pay attention! YOU TOO MR CROW!

google image searching revealed some new information on this:

1. Lazy Zombie Likes Breakfast in bed. And by breakfast, yes, he means vanjones right after the attack.

2. Goerge also likes breakfast in bed