Mission; Codename: Season 3 is Balls Alpha Squad

- Buy Hero Days

After pondering your hero days for a few hero days

Go to some random thread. Whatever thread will do.

- First thing's first; you must complain in some fashion about the META CAP

-Secondly, you must do this several times

Some ways of approaching this:

- Make thread in the discussion world forum that will get moved by the Crow to the Saloon

-Argue the topic extensively (one to two pages will suffice), quoting quotes whilst yelling at people to stay on topic and stop FLAMING.

Unfortunately, punctuation and fancy words need to be used for this part of the process. What a joke!

[Pro tip: Any moment is an opportune moment to scream about that missing Search-tower blueprint and put up frantic "missing" posters on the town board with cash reward]

- Your new catchphrase is "Season 3 sucks"

- You must remember to announce to some moderator that you want a refund whilst shaking your fist and pouting your lips

- Of course you won't get one so you better make a statement that you won't be giving another penny!

Optional, the extremist prove-a-point strategy:

-Dramatically quit the game. Because you're gonna be hardcore like that

-Riot like a Londoner at MT HQ

You're a true pro now.

ASK THE PROS

INDY901's PRO TIPS:

* Proper grammar is for suckers so don't be afraid to type whateverwhenever you want

* Always include a friend for no reason who joins you in your rpg

* Only ever make one initial post. Don't follow it up and continue the story..... keep em waiting!

* If you aren't clever enough to come up with your own INDY901 rpg then just copy/paste anything that has been crappily translated to English... find a character and insert your name so you look like a badass. Now just erase all the punctuation, combo all the paragraphs and presto!

Installation and cohabitation are not made without difficulty Fran must win with men, who make decisions without herespecially after they discovered she was pregnant We must eliminate the zombies who wander by automaticunconscious memory of their old habits in the mall Should then block the doors through tankers During this operation Roger who hunt zombies have lost all prudence is bitten The small group benefits, for a while, the shopping center Fran seems unhappy with this life devoted solely to the consumer She learns to drive the helicopter Soon after Indy901 must kill Roger which turned into a zombie The three survivors continue their semblance of life until a troop of bikers enter the mall to loot opening from the living dead Steve does not support the invasion in what he considers to be his property hard-won It draws on the bikers The shootout that followed the end of signing some of them eaten by zombies but also that of Steve who turns into a zombieFran decides to flee by helicopter Indy901 decided to wait for the zombies and shooting himself in the head but changed his mind and joined the young woman In the last scene Fran finds he still has some fuel

*legal stuff here. this was somebody else's work that has been indy901-ificated... we have permission <( O_O)> "trust me i'm a pokemon."

Dedication to an Iron

WROUGHT IRON

Is there anything better? I mean maybe bacon is better, unless you ask Pannerz of course, that idiot could care less about bacon.

Let's break it down to fully explain the awesomeness.

Wrought- no idea ...I'll look it up. Oh my god! Beaten out or hammering with tools. That's completely kinky.

Iron- like pumping iron. Pretty cool. Hmm... or it's like the device that I'm supposed to use on my fancy shirts and pants when I got to a nice event. Not so cool.

Let's break it down a bit further that last break down didn't go too well

• W- looks kinda like an "A" that's celebrating
• R- resource
• O- the circle is complete
• U- there is a "u" in ambulance and that's where all the resources are.
• G- boring ends with "g" and not finding wrought iron is boring... this is also getting boring
• H- There's an "H" in hyperventilation. Hyperventilation has ventilation. Guess what ventilation is made from?! DAMN STRAIGHT! WROUGHT IRON
• yada
• yada

See wrought iron kicks ass! Don't waste it on some shitty ventilation system or do waste it on the ventilation system I can't even remember what side I was on in that one?