Aug 31, 2011

Mission; Codename: Season 3 is Balls Alpha Squad

- Buy Hero Days

After pondering your hero days for a few hero days


Go to some random thread. Whatever thread will do.
- First thing's first; you must complain in some fashion about the META CAP
-Secondly, you must do this several times

Some ways of approaching this:
- Make thread in the discussion world forum that will get moved by the Crow to the Saloon
-Argue the topic extensively (one to two pages will suffice), quoting quotes whilst yelling at people to stay on topic and stop FLAMING.

Unfortunately, punctuation and fancy words need to be used for this part of the process. What a joke!

[Pro tip: Any moment is an opportune moment to scream about that missing Search-tower blueprint and put up frantic "missing" posters on the town board with cash reward]

- Your new catchphrase is "Season 3 sucks"
- You must remember to announce to some moderator that you want a refund whilst shaking your fist and pouting your lips
- Of course you won't get one so you better make a statement that you won't be giving another penny!

Optional, the extremist prove-a-point strategy:

-Dramatically quit the game. Because you're gonna be hardcore like that
-Riot like a Londoner at MT HQ

You're a true pro now.


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