THE SNUGGLE MONSTER

An Ode to Melchevik's ability to sniff out huge dildos

You snuggled Shepherd to death and smothered Keith as well,

it was all for glory, "find the dildo and send these 2 to hell!"

At last you finally discovered it and oh what a glorious find,

Then Pannerz stabbed you in the back and robbed your corpse blind.

Pannerz returned to town and he shouted out loud,

"build that fucking dildo because that's what I found!"

No recognition and no tales of great fame,

for Pannerz built the dildo and oh what a shame.

*sniff*

Dedication to an Iron

WROUGHT IRON

Is there anything better? I mean maybe bacon is better, unless you ask Pannerz of course, that idiot could care less about bacon.

Let's break it down to fully explain the awesomeness.

Wrought- no idea ...I'll look it up. Oh my god! Beaten out or hammering with tools. That's completely kinky.

Iron- like pumping iron. Pretty cool. Hmm... or it's like the device that I'm supposed to use on my fancy shirts and pants when I got to a nice event. Not so cool.

Let's break it down a bit further that last break down didn't go too well

• W- looks kinda like an "A" that's celebrating
• R- resource
• O- the circle is complete
• U- there is a "u" in ambulance and that's where all the resources are.
• G- boring ends with "g" and not finding wrought iron is boring... this is also getting boring
• H- There's an "H" in hyperventilation. Hyperventilation has ventilation. Guess what ventilation is made from?! DAMN STRAIGHT! WROUGHT IRON
• yada
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See wrought iron kicks ass! Don't waste it on some shitty ventilation system or do waste it on the ventilation system I can't even remember what side I was on in that one?