An Ode to Melchevik's ability to sniff out huge dildos
You snuggled Shepherd to death and smothered Keith as well,
it was all for glory, "find the dildo and send these 2 to hell!"
At last you finally discovered it and oh what a glorious find,
Then Pannerz stabbed you in the back and robbed your corpse blind.
Pannerz returned to town and he shouted out loud,
"build that fucking dildo because that's what I found!"
No recognition and no tales of great fame,
for Pannerz built the dildo and oh what a shame.
*sniff*
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