THE SNUGGLE MONSTER

An Ode to Melchevik's ability to sniff out huge dildos

You snuggled Shepherd to death and smothered Keith as well,

it was all for glory, "find the dildo and send these 2 to hell!"

At last you finally discovered it and oh what a glorious find,

Then Pannerz stabbed you in the back and robbed your corpse blind.

Pannerz returned to town and he shouted out loud,

"build that fucking dildo because that's what I found!"

No recognition and no tales of great fame,

for Pannerz built the dildo and oh what a shame.

*sniff*