Dec 1, 2015

Season 12 December 7th: SHAMAN SHAMING SEASON

Official announcement was made on the 16th of November. Indeed, season 12 is coming to die2nite. Initial respondents were ecstatic, words such as "suprised that this game is still alive" and "hope we are getting the meta cap back!". We concur.
season 11? more Dallas to come

Being no experts, we invited esteemed members of the community to give us that essence de saison 11. Here are some happy customers:

Looks like the community will be distraught to see The Mysterious Season go.

In with the new, out with the old. We're over it. 

Exclusively from MLI here are some exciting updates we have from external spies on what may (or may not be) in the update. *Spoiler Alert*
  • Bigger better mayers
    • Bring out your inner dictator with improved mayor mind control for you to play out your wildest power fantasies with your lesser citizens
  • Drunk brawls
    • Take your showdowns to the next level. Forget punchouts. Invest in shoutouts. 
    • Alcoholics anonymous meetings may now be compulsory 
  • Shaman naming and shaming
    • No more random plebians to take up the glory hole mask
    • Only the most shameful of citizens to be chosen! 
  • Meat Locker prevails despite the Gallow efforts 
    • We are not entirely sure what Mama Murphy meant when she said "from now on gallows will have priority over meatlocker" but we assume that the meatlocker prevails
    • Take that Gallows Incident
  • Stank ranking
    • Get ready to squeeze out your stankest rank all over the boards, now even more citizens will have the opportunity to rank, unless of course you shit your kegs too early
  • Butcher is better 
  • New burger hats
Lesser improvements have been mentioned: 
  • Shamans may suck less, but probably will suck just the same
  • Dream for mayor
  • Ruintz for mayor 
Thanks to Ruintz for the intel, did we break patient-confidentiality? Ruintz rulez.

Your words of wisdom will live forever. 

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