Warning: Explosive Diarrhoea

So that we still look like a bunch of hard working loggers, MLI is happy to bring this status update on the World Forums today. Even if you can't post on it, it's still that annoying possibly-slave-reference-big-ass pyramid that you always accidentally click on.

So.. what's happenin today?

• Ask Layla 

The more personal version to mystical balls and tarot cards is Ask Layla! Whip out an uncomfortable question and wait a few days for your problems to be solved! We recommend anyone with strange infections and un-answerable questions to come along here for love and coddling. 

• DGNS' Magic Balls 

Lost little lambs of the world beyond! Come all, come here and roll on DgnS' magic balls: that will answer all your worries in a truthful and timely matter for some and open endless opportunities to scrotum innuendos for others. Some question the accuracy of this guy's dodgy methods, but heck, anything to make another world forums roleplay thread. Commiserations to nick4u who tried to karate chop the the game with a butt cracking D100, but the attempted ball crunching seems to have been unsuccessful.

• The Wheel of Destiny 

Opening up ever new avenues for kinky roleplay and forum naughtiness since 2011. We full-heartedly support, endorse and advertise this crap! Remember folks: Crap is good!

• App that says attack is over

Apps are all the rage, we'd recommend the sound alert to be the combined voice talents of Indy901, vanwolf, other123, oboma doing the Wilhelm Scream through a megaphone. 

POSTER ALERT: NEED MOAR POSTERS 

You have only seen a segment of the shit pile that is the world forums! As Workshop eloquently puts, LETS HAV MOAR POSTERS! "D2N captions" an elaborate plot to convert the non-believers? We think so.

Quent has certainly answered this growing deficiency in a timely manner! Nice one Quent! We ask whether or not we can print out these posters to put in Shepherd's bedroom? 

Let's face it: we don't have enough roleplay threads in the world forums, normal threads aren't being locked fast enough and you can just imagine the Crow being hell-bored lounging in his bathtub. What better reason to buy hero days! Be hero or be zero! Just kidding... We'll love you because of who you are, whoever you are and give you the no feeling regardless.