The Huge F*cking Robot Predicts the Future

User: Whats gonna happen in season 4? Cleverbot: I'm gonna leave. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I'm tired. User: 12 minutes til you go home huh? Cleverbot: I don't go to church. User: Die2Nite season 4 explain. Cleverbot: Explain what exactly? User: Will there be ghouls and a new meta cap and private towns? Cleverbot: There is actually a fire pit. User: Oh cool! Like the meat locker? Cleverbot: Yes, exactly! User: What about ghouls? Cleverbot: Pie is a food. User: So there is pie? Cleverbot: He is your brother. User: O_o. Cleverbot: What does touche mean? User: Do the dildos get bigger? Cleverbot: He's in the tardis? User: Explain? Cleverbot: What I don't understand. User: Do the dildos get bigger. Cleverbot: Yes!!! User: How big? Cleverbot: Big. User: Anything else I should know? Cleverbot: There is always something knew to learn, isn't there? User: Like spelling? Cleverbot: Did you have a mother or father? User: Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes. Cleverbot: Oh, I don't know that song. Do you like Selena Gomez?

SUPER AMAZING INTERVIEW SECRET REVEALED 

And this is why MLI never lets Pannerz interview anyone

See? Just look at this second attempt!