Sep 30, 2011

The other kind of winning



MEGA AWESOME UPDATE: OTHER KIND OF WINNING WHAT WE HAVE LEARNED FROM TOWN NUMBER ONE SUPER DUPER AMAZING OWNAGE EPIC WINNER TOWN:

Recently we have received some intel from our secret informant who wishes to remain ANONYMOUS. A hidden flash camera was hidden within a hidden soap box in keith's hidden shower stall.

Yes Keith we saw EVERYTHING. We know you were wearing dukies patches, you scrub, even though you said you couldn't wear them at that important meeting we had! THOSE MEETINGS ARE SPECIAL TO US </3

Uhuhuhhhh *sobsobsobsobsosbosbsobsobsobsob*

How could you not *snuffle* invite us to your last night SLEEPOVER*sniff*/ORGY?? We could have *wipes snotty nose* sandwiched TheProdigy. HMPH. Glad those sonsofbitches still found you underneath 6 matresses! Get bent! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH... you.... *hic*... don't even care about our meetings do you? OHH MYGOOOD booohoooooohooo... *hic*...

Yours Sincerely Non-Keith Meat Locker Incident


4 comments:

  1. fodgySeptember 30, 2011 at 6:52 PM

    Haha, closing gates IS for chumps, not doing so is the key to winning seasons, I know from personal experience!!

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  2. AnonymousOctober 1, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    Introducing the one line version:

    Win free hero days unless you die randomly!

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  3. TheProdigyOctober 11, 2011 at 5:43 AM

    Dying to win Hero Days? Oh yeah. Sounds like a plan! :D

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  4. TheProdigyOctober 19, 2011 at 5:33 AM

    And... I just realized this, i'm was gonna get "SANDWICHED"?!? o.O
    Woahhh baby!

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