INTRODUCTIONS AND GETTING TO KNOW EACHOTHER
Cleverbot conversation RRD00805085
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User: Is it true that The Crow is retarded because he's gay and he sucks?
Cleverbot: Yes it is that is where I am from.
User: Oh my god you know The Crow!?
Cleverbot: I created the game, as a way of evaluating targets of value, and destruction.
User: You are blowing my mind! Do you know Pannerz, Keith, or Melchevik?
Cleverbot: I believe that's british for speaking to a particular mythical creature.
User: You bet it is! Tell my your opinion of Pannerz first.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Okay and now your opinion of Keith.
Cleverbot: No. My name is not Nicky. And you type slow.
User: Now your opinion of Melchevik.
Cleverbot: Okay, your name is Max.
User: Now tell me about me.
Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot.
User: Great... Thanks for your time.
Cleverbot: You've helped me indirectly. But I don't think you really understand it.
User: Sounds good.
Cleverbot: Of course it sounds good, I said it. Unless you prefer redheads? Or blonds, or brunettes? It really all depends.
VENTILATION SYTEM DISCUSSION
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User: Shepherd.... Now discuss the ventilation system.
Cleverbot: What's your characters name?
User: You're a butt head... That is my character.
Cleverbot: Your name is Logan?
User: How did this become about me? I'm Mike.... Now give me your opinion on the damn ventilation system!
Cleverbot: You just stated that I was YOUR master. Now do as I say before I have you walk the plank.
User: Stop derailing the discussion.
Cleverbot: Maybe I will when you do.
User: Sweet... I think that will do.
Cleverbot: Okay, has it changed yet?
ELECTION DISCUSSIONS
User: So lets discuss the election...Fasi or Keith?
Cleverbot: But you're not real, by your own logic.
User: So.... Your voting for Keith?
Cleverbot: That's not an appropriate answer to my question.
User: So your voting for Fasi?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why have decided to vote for Fasi?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Ok... But why Fasi?
Cleverbot: Because it's awesome.
User: You know Keith is gonna be pissed about this?
Cleverbot: I will not talk about that subject.
User: I guess thats it then :(.
Cleverbot: It is.
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